Have you ever been to Six Flags or Disney and thought to yourself, “Man. This theme park would be so much better with some sex stuff.”? Today’s your lucky day. Because it’s going to happen.
Mauro Morata has decided to build the ‘world’s sexiest theme park’. It’s an adult-only sex theme park called ErotikaLand in Brazil. It’s set to open in 2018. Obviously locals are not thrilled. The city of Piracicaba (about two hours away from Sao Paulo), doesn’t want to become known as ‘the capital of sex’.
Although ErotikaLand is literally a theme park for people who really love shagging, sexual intercourse between visitors will be strictly forbidden.
If anyone gets the urge for a bit of hanky panky after a trip to the ‘sex playground’ or the ‘museum of sexuality’, they can check into a nearby seedy motel.
“This won’t be a place for nuns, but it’s not like we’re trying to recreate Sodom and Gomorrah. If attendees want to take things to another level, they can go to a nearby motel – which we will operate,” Morata said.
Curious what kind of attractions are in a sex park? Well, here you!
- A 7D cinema with vibrating seats
- A sex toy shop
- A museum dedicated to the history of sexuality
- Erotic games
- An erotic sculpture park
- A nudist swimming pool
- A sex playground complete with a water slide
- Bumper cars shaped like genitalia
- Snack stalls selling aphrodisiac treats
So, uh, who wants to start planning a to Brazil? For research purposes of course.