12 Reasons Having a Beer Belly Isn’t All That Bad

1. You will have a perfect place for the TV remote.

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2. You get to wear suspenders.

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3. You don’t have to worry about man-scaping; you can’t trim what you can’t see.

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4. Your significant other will never buy you a speedo.

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5. You have your own arm rests at the movies.

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6. Girls always ask if they can rub it.

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7. A keg is always better than a 6 pack.

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8. You’ll always be the front runner in hairy chest contest even if you don’t have the hairiest chest.

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9. Guys with beer bellies usually have a higher tolerance and can drink more beer than most.

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10. It is a perfect place to hold your beer.

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11. You will always kick-ass in “who can do the best belly flop”.

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12. You always have a job as a sumo wrestler to fall back on.

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