1. You will have a perfect place for the TV remote.
2. You get to wear suspenders.
3. You don’t have to worry about man-scaping; you can’t trim what you can’t see.
4. Your significant other will never buy you a speedo.
5. You have your own arm rests at the movies.
6. Girls always ask if they can rub it.
7. A keg is always better than a 6 pack.
8. You’ll always be the front runner in hairy chest contest even if you don’t have the hairiest chest.
9. Guys with beer bellies usually have a higher tolerance and can drink more beer than most.
10. It is a perfect place to hold your beer.
11. You will always kick-ass in “who can do the best belly flop”.
12. You always have a job as a sumo wrestler to fall back on.