Man Dies Peacefully After His Family Convinces Him That Donald Trump Has Been Impeached

Donald Trump Impeached

According to Mashable

Michael Garland Elliott died on April 6, but not before hearing a little white lie. The last words the 75-year-old Oregon resident heard before passing away was that Donald Trump had been impeached. Upon learning of his alleged impeachment, Elliott took his final breath, according to an obituary published in Oregon Live. Teresa Elliott, Elliott’s ex-wife and best friend, was the one to tell him. “And the last thing she said to him was, ‘Donald Trump has been impeached,’” the obituary reads. “Upon hearing that he took his final, gentle breath, his earthly work concluded.” Elliott was reportedly a newshound who disliked the president so much that he lost the ability to talk about it publicly. “He hated his effing guts . . . I knew it was his very, very last moments,” Teresa Elliott told The NY Daily News. “I knew that would bring him comfort and it did. He then took his final breath.”

Some people might have a problem with this, but I don’t see the harm. Why not send him to the pearly gates or whatever you believe comes after life with feelings of grandeur. Telling a white lie to a dying/dead person is the easiest lie of all time. No fact checks, not repercussions, how is he going to know that Donald Trump didn’t get impeached (yet). He’s a dead now and died with a giant smile on his face.

 


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  • The Voice of Reason

    “Why not send him to the pearly gates or whatever you believe comes after
    life with feelings of grandeur. Telling a white lie to a dying/dead
    person is the easiest lie of all time.”

    Because its fucking sad. Thats really the most important/awesome memory you have? Is that of Trump being impeached? Not holding one of your kids for the first time or marrying your wife or walking your daughter down the aisle, but a president being impeached? Man I feel sorry for you, my grandad was surrounded by his family when he passed and he was as happy as a June bug we were with him in his finale moments, he cared about family at the end of his life, not politics. Politics suck ass.

    • Max Leon

      I would have to agree, this is meant to be satirical. Thanks for the comment, next time ill make my sarcasm more discernible.