According to ESPN, the Patriots are responsible for every awful thing that has happened ever. Apparently, Bill Belichick is a time-hopping demon who is hellbent on destroying the world. I mean, look at all this photographic evidence that has been uncovered by the great journalists over at ESPN.
Bill Killed Kenny. You Bastard!
Jesus Didn’t See it Coming
O.J.’s Real Driver of the White Bronco
Bill Kept the Cubs out of the World Series
BB Blew up the Hindenburg
Nixon’s go-to Guy
Julius Caesar was Getting Too Big
You Want to Send the Challenger to Space? Not on His Watch.
Abe Lincoln’s Real Assassin
North Korea Really Didn’t Hack Sony. It Was BB.
Sorry Red Sox Fans. Belichick Actually Blew the Ball Threw Buckner’s Legs.
BB Hates Presidents. Kennedy Must Have Upset Him.
God Didn’t Flood the World for Noah. It was Bill.
Jack the Ripper? More Like Bill the Butcher.
BB Ruined Caddyshack
Let’s Not Forget Bill Belichick Killed the Dinosaurs