1. Don’t make me do what I don’t want to do.
2. Dear Dad, my mommy doesn’t like you but I wish she did.
3. PS… You are mean.
4. Dear God, Thanks for the brother but…
5. You owe me and times are tough so pay up.
6. Dear mom and dad, From poor me.
7. Dear Brody, Sorry that I am nor sorry.
8. Mom and dad, This is a test of your love for me.
9. The Cheetos were crap!
10. My mom is a drunk.
11. Momma, Don’t eat the cookies cause your butt problem will get worse.
12. Santa, You have one job, get it right this year.
13. Sorry I said ALL those mean things.
14. Dad, don’t be your normal lazy-ass self.
15. When I was eight I paid the neighbors back.