20 Lame Ass Excuses For Being Late For Work
January 6, 2014 | Tags: Funny, Lists, LOL, Radass | 809 Views
I lost track of time while face timing with my friend.
I got caught up in reading Fifty Shades of Grey.
Heidi Klum refused to untie me.
I was up all night arguing with God.
It is a bad hair day.
My sister was constipated, so I had to try to help her poop.
I woke up in another city after I went out and got drunk last night.
I have transient amnesia and couldn’t remember my job.
I thought I won the lottery… but really didn’t.
Oh, I thought we were on the Hawaiian time zone.
Technically, I was on time, but I’ve been smoking pot in my car for the last half hour.
I’m sorry, boss, but I had to stop to get you this box of ten donuts.
I couldn’t find my clothes.
My Botox appointment took longer than expected.
My wife wouldn’t let me out of bed.
My dog dialed 911 and I had to wait for the cops to arrive.
I forgot it was a work day.
Gas was too expensive and I had to push my car.
My friends were bad influences and keep me out all night long.
I had to care for my sick dog.