I lost track of time while face timing with my friend.

Excuses For Being Late For Work

I got caught up in reading Fifty Shades of Grey.

Excuses For Being Late For Work 02

Heidi Klum refused to untie me.

Excuses For Being Late For Work 03

I was up all night arguing with God.

Excuses For Being Late For Work 05

It is a bad hair day.

It is a bad hair day

My sister was constipated, so I had to try to help her poop.

My sister was constipated

I woke up in another city after I went out and got drunk last night.

I woke up in another city after I went out and got drunk last night

I have transient amnesia and couldn’t remember my job.

I have transient amnesia and couldn't remember my job

I thought I won the lottery… but really didn’t.

Oh, I thought we were on the Hawaiian time zone.

Technically, I was on time, but I’ve been smoking pot in my car for the last half hour.

 I’m sorry, boss, but I had to stop to get you this box of ten donuts.

I couldn’t find my clothes.

My Botox appointment took longer than expected.

My wife wouldn’t let me out of bed.

My dog dialed 911 and I had to wait for the cops to arrive.

I forgot it was a work day.

Gas was too expensive and I had to push my car.

My friends were bad influences and keep me out all night long.

I had to care for my sick dog.