1. Taco Bell’s “fourth meal’ is indeed a real thing.
2. Can’t sleep in your bed but will doze off while driving.
3. Sleep aids cause acid like hallucinations.
4. Naps either fail or you sleep away the entire day.
5. Your Twitter and email constantly show time stamps of 3:00am.
6. There is not an infomercial you have not seen.
7. Most sunrises you have seen are due to still being awake, not waking up.
8. You share the same sleep schedule as Dracula.
9. You are always tired.
10. People who can sleep anywhere bother you.
11. Any job that requires you be there before noon is ridiculous.
12. When you do lie down you can never get comfortable.
13. You know every 24hr joint in your neighborhood.
14. The world is starting it’s day and you are still staring at your ceiling.
15. You hate the sight of your bed.