JONAH HILL’s Epic Airplane Sex Fail – The Graham Norton Show on BBC AMERICA Somebody has to make this up soon and put it in a movie. This is why it sucks to get blamed for other peoples shit.
Dennis Rodman has visited the Korean People’s Republic as part of a “basketball diplomacy” before. Rodman is back in Korea to extend a hand of friendship to Kim Jong-un and show the rest of the world what a stand up guy Kim is. What the hell is this guy thinking? The ruthless North Korean leader ordered… Continue Reading
Products For Lazy People Because Life Is Too Short To Waste Time 1. The PoopTrap magic “I spend more time cleaning my dog’s ass” poop collector. 2. The instant snowball maker. (Hint… Break it in half and make it a snowball thrower) 3. The trusty teapot automatic tea pourer. 4. The mother fu@king clap on… Continue Reading
Seriously though, WTF are these people thinking??? 1. Don’t worry, It’s get better. 2. The bush that got out of hand. 3. A great conversation piece at the party. 4. It’s a corndong. 5. The sexy hotdog… I so love hotdogs. 6. I don’t even know where to start. I think I would just sue someone…. Continue Reading
True love has been standing right in front of you all along. Well, sitting. In a bottle. 1. You always make time for Alcohol. 2. You’re in pretty constant contact with Alcohol, you always know where it’s hanging out so you guys can meet up later. 3. You spend most of your weeknights and weekends with Alcohol. 4. You’re even… Continue Reading
Pot Falls From The Sky Two suspects arrested at the drop zone were a 49-year-old, and a 32-year-old undocumented immigrant, according to CBS LA. The street value of the ganja was $157,000. Recently, U.S. Customs and Border Protection confiscated over 250 pounds of marijuana after the massive load seemingly fell from the sky. Those specializing… Continue Reading