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Failing at Life Can Be Hard to Accept (41 Pics)

radassdakota — Thu, 23 May 2013 02:02:57 +0000

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There, I Fixed It (22 Pics)

radassbill — Tue, 21 May 2013 02:04:01 +0000

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The Secret to a Woman’s Heart is Photoshop (23 Pics)

radassdakota — Tue, 21 May 2013 02:03:00 +0000

Dudes have it hard. A lot of pressure has been put on us by stars such as Taylor Lautner, Channing Tatum, and Ryan Gosling to look good for ladies. Now sure, any guy can go to the gym and get buff, but as for us busy people who are working hard to put food on the table, we just don’t have time. We don’t stand a fighting chance in getting ladies against a guy who’s glamour muscles are perfectly sculpted. Here’s the secret to a woman’s heart: Photoshop.

Consistency

If you’re going to photoshop a bathroom-mirror-selfie, at least make sure you’re consistent. Having a buff right arm, and a weak left arm says one thing: “I masturbate a lot!”. That’s definitely not what a woman wants to see!

Symmetrical Backgrounds and Bulges Don’t Work

You’ve got the work out gloves already, why not actually work out?

Oh sure, blame the bent door frame on shawty craftsmanship. But your rubber bracelets are a dead giveaway that you’re not really a fit maniac.

If your Photoshop skills aren’t up to par, don’t worry, dumb sluts like Angelica won’t be able to tell the difference. Slut eyes are finely tuned to only pay attention to your gender, not muscle size, authenticity, or shape. Good job Josh, we hope you enjoy talking on the phone with shallow little Angelica.

Fish Necks

I’ve never heard of a woman who likes fish necks.

Upper Body Transplants

I’m pretty sure an upper-body transplant is the safest Photoshop move. If you plan to Photoshop a six pack on your abs, then you might want to Photoshop out the cookie monster hat.