Just in case you’d like to sing alone, here’s the Irish accent to English translation:

 

Back to the hotel, and if goes well a finger and a shift

she says “Fitzy drives a Mitzy and he offered me a spin.

Enda hava a Honda so I might just go with him.

And Darragh Gibney said he’d bring me in his Subaru.

So what the fuck would make you think I’d wanna go with you?”

 

I said fuck your Honda Civic I’ve a horse outside.

Fuck your Subaru I have a horse outside.

And fuck your Mitsubishi I’ve a horse outside.

If you’re lookin for a ride I’ve a horse outside.

 

She said “I don’t believe ya.” I said “it’s Fuckin true

I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992.

And I don’t need insurance I don’t need no parking space

and if you try to clamp my horse he’ll kick you in the face.”

 

“I don’t pay no tax Fuck NCT.

You’ll arrive in style if you ride with me.”

And the boys are walkin over jingling their keys

I look the fuckers up and down and give them one of these

 

I said fuck your Honda Civic I’ve a horse outside.

Fuck your Subaru I have a horse outside.

And fuck your Mitsubishi I’ve a horse outside.

If you’re lookin for a ride I’ve a horse outside.

 

Giddy up now baby bless my soul

I rode the fucker round the field back since he was a foal.

He runs a bit like Shergar and he jumps like tir na nog.

He looks like Billie Piper after half an ounce of coke.

 

And the boys are lookin jealous as I lead yer wan away.

Just before I close the door I look at her and say

“Would you be my girl?” and she says, “I will a course

if you grab me by the pony tail and ride me like a horse.”