Being in a relationship has lots of benefits, but single guys have it pretty damn good too.
1. Being single means you get to see any movie you want without an argument.
2. Reality TV shows are football, baseball, basketball & hockey.
3. Valentine’s Day means more money to spend on yourself at the bar.
4. Your response to wanna go on a road trip… Hell yeah!
5. No birthdays or anniversaries to remember.
6. You get to keep your friends and avoid having to hang out with hers.
7. You can spend your money on anything you choose.
8. Single guys have more friends because they go out all the time.
9. You can hook-up with whoever the hell you want.
10. You’re in better shape because you hit the gym whenever you want.
11. Single men have time to do whatever they want to.
12. No relationship means fewer stupid ass arguments.