Ketchup is one of the most popular condiments in this country. Most dig dunking their fries in a gob of ketchup or a squiggly line of it on their hot dogs. These people have what we can only call a fetish with the red sauce. Moderation isn’t part of their vocabulary.
1.This dude ordered a side of fries with his ketchup.
2. Ketchup soup?
3. If ties piss you off how about a bottle of ketchup for a gift.
4. We assume there is a hot dog under there somewhere.
5. Who thought a ketchup fountain was a good idea.